How To Win

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What’s important? It’s not important to win, it’s important to make the other guy lose. You see, winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is. I might wake up and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.

Arguments. What’s the difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man arguing with his wife? The man buying a lottery ticket actually has a chance to win. Here’s a tip for you. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. Works like a charm.

ACourt case. A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. When all fails, there is always delusion. This Cop pulled me over and said papers. So I said scissors, I win and drove off. Why am I getting cuffed and thrown into the back of a police…

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