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Excuse me sir, I just had a question about your comic books.
All right, shoot.
Who would win in a fight, Spider-man or Mr. Fantastic?
Dude, SPIDER-MAN. Spiderman could beat Mr Fantastic with one hand juggling three flaming chainsaws and a live baby.
Okay, who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?
Well it depends on if Batman has time to plan.
Whose wedding would be better, Batman’s or Superman’s?
Well it depends if Batman has time to plan.
Who would win in a fight, Wonder Woman or Iron Man?
Dude, that’s just an innapropriate question. You can’t ask me to pit a marvel character against a character from DC. It’s unethical.
Who would win in a fight, Green Lantern or Green arrow?
Easy, Green Lantern. Green Lantern could beat green arrow with one hand tied behind his back.
Who would win in a fight, She-Hulk or severe depression?
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