What is Global Warming?

So, last weekend I and wife went to the beach. Plan was
simple! Enjoy the waves, swim in the water and then surf (Kidding, we don’t
surf). We don’t even swim. So, our plan was to sit at the beach all afternoon,
look at the waves, watch people and make fun of them (don’t judge us).

After sitting there for few minutes, I wanted to go in water. My wife said, ‘Don’t go, water must be cold’. As always, I didn’t listen to her and got into water. It was really cold. Damn! So, I came back to the beach. Sat there with her and started cursing the ocean. She looked at me and said, “Don’t blame the ocean. If you want to blame, blame yourself! This is because of Global Warming and we all are causing it”.

What? Global warming supposed to…