“Hey, Chief, I’ve got the ‘Swan Rapist’ right in my sights here, and you’re definitely going to believe this, he’s one of us!”
“Uh, hold on there, madam, we just need to take you in for questioning.”
“Whoa, relax here, deary, we’re not going to hurt you at all. Okay, not much. Oh, hell, who am I really kidding here? Honestly now, we damn well ain’t gonna hurt you nearly enough!”
“Ah, you guys are simply hilarious here! I can clearly see this town’s newspaper’s headline right now, ‘The Keystone Cops Infiltrate Swan Lake!'”
“Geez, easy there now, little fella, just look at the dismal way you’re waddling around here. Hey, that’s it, buddy, we’re running your sorry feathered behind in for public intoxication!”
“Okay, Frank, you grab him, I’ll club him, then you can cuff him!”
“Bill, how am I going to put handcuffs on him, he’s just a…
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